i’ve never seen police throw tear gas or shoot rubber bullets at Westboro Baptist protestors. 


when ppl come at me with their kumbaya /world peace chants and depoliticized+ decontextualized MLK and Gandhi quotes that’s how i know it’s time to bounce like….

  • What they say to kids who want pets: Are you sure you're not just saying you want one because all your friends have one? Remember, it's not going to be small and cute forever, it will grow up eventually! It's a living being that will depend entirely on you for the rest of its life. Are you really sure you're ready for this?
  • What they say to adults who DON'T want kids: Oh, you'll want one sooner or later. Everybody does, after all. Besides, babies are soooo cute, aren't they? You'd better hurry up before you get too old!
  • person who never had cats: cats are egoists and never give you love
  • cat owner: cats are big baby nerds
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